straight

The Straight Stand up and be heard! You're 32% gay!

You're straight! You can choose whether or not you should be proud of that. You have just enough gay in you to not look like a liar, but too little to be really gay. You're suprised, aren't you?

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 38% on homopoints

Link: The Am I Gay? Test written by alone2gether on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

fuckable

" The good fuck" You are 64 fuckable!

You're about as fuckable as most people, which is not bad. Actually, it's quite healthy! You know how to act and what's appropriate. You know when it's the time and place for what. And people can use that to see you erotically. It's no surprise that you can attract a good number of people. You're what they want! A realistic babe who knows when to get a bit wild! Yeah, I'd fuck you!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 36% on humpers

Link: The how fuckable are you? Test written by ShizzleBitch on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

A Broken Heart For The Love Of My Hypothetical Flower

My heart feels broken when I am with you
For just being by your side feels like daggers
through and through.
Your name is a flower whose soul speaks to me,
While you never see the light inside of me.
I am invisible to you when we are together,
Even though I will always know
I leave you in ignorance in order to keep the flow.

I wonder how your heart feels when you see me,
Does it spring to life with an upbeat?
Or does it never change?
I do not know the answers that plague my brain.
My love is eternal and more real than any other,
If only you could see me speaking to you my flower.
Bloom, bloom I ask of thee to show me the way.

Am I alone or do you feel the same?