Mr. Twinkle: The Lawn Gnome
A long time ago, there lived a happy go lucky lawn gnome named Mr. Twinkle. Mr. Twinkle was no ordinary lawn gnome, but a very special lawn gnome (special ed.). You see when Mr. Twinkle gets that special twinkle in his eyes it can only mean one thing. I know, I know that it may sound crude, but when his eyes twinkle he is about to hump something nearby. It is not like he is particular by any means on what he humps. He will hump whatever is closest to him.
One day, Mr. Twinkle was tending to his owner's lawn, trying to get all of the weeds out before anyone noticed that he was walking around. He looked high, he looked low and found several weeds. Of course, Mr. Twinkle came to one large weed that was hidden behind a tall bush. This weed was huge, atleast twice the size of your average lawn gnome (which isn't really that tall).
Mr. Twinkle began to tug and pull on the weed with all of his strength, but to no avail did he manage to pull this mighty weed. His gnomish might was no match for the weed.
Mr. Twinkle looked around for something that he could use to possibly chop down his foliage foe. He found a stick, but that was too weak to face up to the challenge. He found a wooden stake, but that would barely make a dent in the weed. He even found a small shovel, but couldn't figure out how it worked. That was until he heard a buzzing sound coming from across the street.
Mr. Twinkle rushed over and looked at the yard across the road. He saw a man with a buzzing device that was capable of easily cutting down branches off of a tree without a great deal of effort being put into it. Mr. Twinkle stared in wonder at the sight of this great buzzing machine, and began to wonder if he could find a buzzing device to cut down the weed.
Mr. Twinkle started to search all through the yard, but couldn't find anything that would make a buzzing sound. But then he remembered, he heard a buzzing sound coming from his owner's bedroom window a couple of nights ago. He didn't think anything of it at the time, but he figured out that his owner must have had a mighty tree or bush to tend to in the bedroom (O.o). So, Mr. Twinkle knew what he had to do, and figure out how to break into his owner's house to get the buzzing device.
(To Be Continued..........)
One day, Mr. Twinkle was tending to his owner's lawn, trying to get all of the weeds out before anyone noticed that he was walking around. He looked high, he looked low and found several weeds. Of course, Mr. Twinkle came to one large weed that was hidden behind a tall bush. This weed was huge, atleast twice the size of your average lawn gnome (which isn't really that tall).
Mr. Twinkle began to tug and pull on the weed with all of his strength, but to no avail did he manage to pull this mighty weed. His gnomish might was no match for the weed.
Mr. Twinkle looked around for something that he could use to possibly chop down his foliage foe. He found a stick, but that was too weak to face up to the challenge. He found a wooden stake, but that would barely make a dent in the weed. He even found a small shovel, but couldn't figure out how it worked. That was until he heard a buzzing sound coming from across the street.
Mr. Twinkle rushed over and looked at the yard across the road. He saw a man with a buzzing device that was capable of easily cutting down branches off of a tree without a great deal of effort being put into it. Mr. Twinkle stared in wonder at the sight of this great buzzing machine, and began to wonder if he could find a buzzing device to cut down the weed.
Mr. Twinkle started to search all through the yard, but couldn't find anything that would make a buzzing sound. But then he remembered, he heard a buzzing sound coming from his owner's bedroom window a couple of nights ago. He didn't think anything of it at the time, but he figured out that his owner must have had a mighty tree or bush to tend to in the bedroom (O.o). So, Mr. Twinkle knew what he had to do, and figure out how to break into his owner's house to get the buzzing device.
(To Be Continued..........)
posted by Black Adder at 7:22 PM
1 Comments:
Oh, geez, you actually started putting this on your blog. (groan) Now you're gonna have us all gnome addicted. Well, for the story anyway. Personally, I don't want to be around any gnomes when they get that twinkle in their eyes.
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